About the yellow kitty :3

Hi! This is an intro page! Please do not take this adoption advertisement seriously. HAHA.

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DOES YOU WANT TO ADOPT A YELLOW CAT TODAI? INFO AHEAD.

The Golden-feline is actually a cat in a dog’s disguise D: Also know as Goofy. Because well, GOlden-FEline = Goofy. Thanks to kiri for giving me that epic nickname >_>

It is born and lives in Singapore. Currently 19 years old of age even though it has the mentality of a 12-year-old. Be cautious as it can break out in random fits of fangirling about random things. Likes Yaoi but is afraid of Hentai. Hentai is very damaging to its brain so prz be feeding it plenty of hotguysmex.  

During its free time you might want to let it draw or write. It helps to relieve its stress. If not you shall face a PMSing cat who will not show you any mercy of fling random objects at your visitors D: If you do not have a PS3, PS2, PS, NDS, PSP or Wii, it is advised not to adopt this fussy creature.  It’s previous owner spoiled it with those.

It’s gender is currently unavailable because it is very confused due to its love of crossdressing. OKAY OKAY ITS A GIRL. It loves to be girly sometimes too!

It is currently studying Digital Media in Singapore Polytechnic. There is no law stating that animals cannot study, so there.

You might need to feed it plenty of foods like Fries and Pizza and Chicken rice. Research has shown that this cat grows fat, but is know to spazz attack until all the fats are gone, thus not gaining much weight.

The Golden-feline as you can see, is not at all high maintenence. It merely has needs that can be easily taken care of, as your pet. Just remember to love it, but also remember that being attacked by it actually means it loves you.

What are you waiting for? D: ADOPT A YELLOW KITTY TODAI.